Oh Jack-O-Lantern, Jack-O-Lantern, how I wish we had never met! You were meant to be festive, sitting with your joyful cranium stuffed with Kit Kat's and Reese's peanut butter cups. I could have waited to place you on the dining room table, but your wide grin won me over. I felt certain that I was strong enough to resist your allure. After all, your contents were intended for the tiny dinosaurs, vampires, clowns and princesses that will be coming to call on you this Friday night.
Perhaps the heart of my difficulty was the forbidden nature of our relationship. In the end, it made you positively irresistible. I meant to just grab my piece and break things off, but you've kept me coming back for more.
Jack, we're through. You're just no good for me! Wipe that silly smile of your face and turn away that seductive gaze. By the way, please don't pretend that we've been exclusive; I saw you with my grandmother this weekend!
3 comments:
I love this...
so freakin' creative.
you cracked me up this morning!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh :).........Jack and I are so through too........that guy gets around!
Oh.... you said Reese's Peanut Butter cups. Most people think it's a combination of peanut butter and chocolate. I like to think of them more as a combination of pure evil and pure bliss.
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